2 posts tagged “humor”
Started with me driving from work to home to pick up mom/baby back to downtown then charging commuter traffic to Sabastopol. Of course the corridor from novato to petaluma was a parking lot, thanks to a car accident and 3 lanes turning to two. Then our GPS runs out of battery and the goofball design of the TomTom requires having the base for it to charge, way dumb.
We finally get to Sabastopol, I've always really liked it there, always had a very mellow/safe vibe about it, very small town countryish. Of course the price of real estate has skyrocketed there as well which is unfortunate. Anyhow were at the party and it's made of primarily middle aged folk which is trippy but alright, I mean they are nice and all. Theres a kind of modern day hippy vibe about most everyone, it is sonoma county after all. Food is spicy but good, coffee is epic straight from costa rica. My bro inlaw has shacked up with his lady so this party is the house warming, sorry should have gave context earlier. It's a cute place, classic sonoma county, lots of space and chill. Start talking to his landlord who tells me he bought the whole cul de sac in the late 80's for 230k, now it's worth 1 or 2 million from an old lady who sold it for what she bought it for, insane.
The baby loved walking in the 2 rooms that had carpeting, the best part was when this middle aged cougar decided to start playing with the baby right in front of me and my mother inlaw. When she did she gave us an extended view of her black g string, it wasnt even one of those kinds that actually cover anything, it was straight up black string, halarious.
